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[game show host]

It's time to play . . . "Why Do They Hate Us?"

America's favorite Muslim question!

First on the board . . .

In what region does the U.S. poll at sixty percent favorability to Muslim extremists dismal twenty-eight percent?

A.) Iowa

B.) Benghazi, or

C.) San Francisco?

Benghazi is correct!  (The region in Eastern Libya where Ambassador Stevens was killed supports the U.S. by a large majority.)

Who makes the following statements?

A.) Ansar al-Sharia,

B.) The Republican Party, or

C.) Mitt Romney?

The correct answer is . . . all three!

Which results in more embassy attacks and rioting:

Living Muslims getting maimed, killed and dismembered, or a deceased Muslim being depicted in a fifteen-minute video on YouTube?

Correct!  The deceased Muslim wins every time, (no matter the poor acting and production quality.)

Who said:  "There is never any justification for violence."

A.)  Gandhi

B.)  Muhammad, or

C.)  The Drone-Lobber-in-Chief?

The correct answer is "The Drone-Lobber-in-Chief!"

Which president did Dick Cheney accuse of ignoring intelligence briefings?

Correct!  (Immediately before turning back into a bat, Dick Cheney accused Obama of ignoring said briefings.)

Which marginalized religious zealot with pronounced facial hair is distributing the incendiary Muhammad video in a desperate attempt to stay in the limelight?

Correct!  Both Pastor Terry Jones and Sheikh Khaled Abdallah are using the video to their own extremist advantage!

That's all we have time for today, but thanks for playing, "Why Do They Hate Us?"

Tune in again and for all eternity thanks to religious extremists everywhere!

(Muhammad's wardrobe provided by Prophets and More Big and Tall, Dick Cheney's heart provided by Halliburton, and most of God's quotes provided by deceitful humans.)

Originally posted to Daily Kos on Fri Sep 21, 2012 at 07:00 AM PDT.

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