The geniuses got #ImWithMitt trending today on Twitter. Let's see what they had to say.
Simply put, #ImWithMitt because Obama has utterly failed. @RomneyCentral
Damn right brother! We need someone to finish wiping out those freeloaders in the middle class!
#ImWithMitt because Obama's a lying, no good, ratshit, dirtbag, scumsucking, useless pos clusterfuck of a president. Any questions? @DicksTrash
I'm gonna guess.... racist?
#ImWithMitt because I'm scared to death of what a President means when he says he'll have "more flexibility after the election" #tcot @JohnDanneskjold
Well not liking flexibility is a good reason, and you've got the perfect candidate in Mitt Romney, who's so stiff the NFL is thinking of using him as an upright this Sunday.
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#ImWithMitt because Black youth unemployment is over 40%. @PoofImGraham
Yup, and when I think "Candidate who cares about black people" I think Mitt Romney.
#ImWithMitt ~ because Americans need to get off welfare and back to WORK! @louis3288
At jobs that don't exist anymore because Bain sent them all to China, who he's TOTALLY gonna get tough on if he wins.
#ImWithMitt because Obama plays WH females staffers $11,000 less than men @TBradleyNC
Which is ENTIRELY believable and not at all the kind of thing Fox News made up seeing as how Obama's first signed
piece of legislation required Fair pay for women.
I couldn't find a job in this economy, so instead of welfare I took the risk and used all my savings to start a new business. #ImWithMitt @JaredIllg
I also don't believe in using
insurance I pay for.
#imwithmitt because community organizers belong in the community not pretending to be CEOs in the White House. @Miss_Wisconsin
Translation: Obama is black, Romney is white.
#ImWithMitt because he actually cares about the middle-class. The liberal media and Barack will try to deny that, but it's true. #Mitt2012 @sidney_fife
OF COURSE he cares about the middle class! Who's going to pay all the taxes without them?
White House:Obama believes Libya was terrorist attack: http://wtim.es/... #ImWithMitt because of this #tcot #teaparty #RomneyRyan2012 @AmeriJeepRang2
I gotta give you that one, Mitt handled the whole Libya thing
so smooth.
#ImWithMitt because he appreciates our military and observes days dedicated to them, respects and honors our military. #RomneyForPresident @melissacjackson
Damn right sister! Obama doesn't do that at ALL, and did you see how he started a war for oil so he and his buddies could get rich(er) while American soldiers were slaughtered like hogs? Oh wait...
#ImWithMitt because I read 1984 @Buzzy204
In completely unrelated news I'm increasing my position in a Tinfoil Hat company's stock.
#ImWithMitt because under Obama US Global competitiveness went from 1st to 7th..we dropped 6 places and US got TWO CREDIT RATING DOWNGRADES
#ImWithMitt because under Obama, home values went from $169,700 average to $151,600, down 23%
#ImWithMitt because under Obama food stamp recipients went up from 32 million to 47 million, an increase of 46%
#ImWithMitt because under Obama Americans in poverty rose from 39.8 million to 46.2 million, an increase of 6.4 million Americans!
#ImWithMitt because under Obama college tuition incresed (sic) from $6,591 to $8,244, an increase of 25% after Obamacare takeover of student loans
#ImWithMitt because under Obama worker health insurance costs rose from $3,354 to $4,129 year, increase of 23%
#ImWithMitt because under Obama, home values went from $169,700 average to $151,600, down 23%
#ImWithMitt because Obama decreased middle class income average from $54,962 to $51,002, a loss of $3,960 a year for families!
#ImWithMitt because Obama took the long-term unemployed from 2.7 million to 5 million!
#ImWithMitt because Obama took an unemployment rate of 7.8% and turned it into 8.1% with NO relief in site!
all from @KatyinIndy
"We left him a total mess. He hasn't cleaned it up fast enough. So fire him and put us back in." -Bill Clinton.