I've been amusing myself there this morning, dreaming up the zingers that Mitt Romney will come up with for Wednesday night's debate in Colorado. As I believe Mitt's goal is to interface with the common carbon-based human lifeform, this is a few #mittzingers I've come up with:
"Help, I've fallen in the polls, and I can't get up!"
"If Barack don't fit, you must vote Mitt."
"Here I come to save the day!"
"What you talkin' 'bout, Barack?"
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
Okay, they might be lame, but I imagine that there are a lot of creative people on here that might come up with some side-splitters.