My guess about the opening moments of tonight’s debate:
Jim Lehrer: “Let me start off by congratulating the President and his wife, Michelle, on their twentieth wedding anniversary.”
Mitt Romney: “Now hold on a second. Has anyone seen their marriage certificate?? That was a ‘zinger’! Donald Trump texted it to me last night.”
My other guess is that Mitt would point out that he and Ann have been married since 1969, that she’s a woman, and that he thinks women are great – particularly those who live in Ohio, Virginia, Florida, Iowa, Nevada, and Colorado.