Seriously, if Mitt Romney wants to eliminate subsidies for PBS and says he likes Big Bird, well, surely he likes Cookie Monster.
No wait, Romney will fire Cookie Monster. Wait, what?! How could he do this?! I mean, Cookie Monster is the most awesome, fearless Sesame Street character there is. The way he eats those cookies makes him a great role model for those who want to learn the craft and appreciation over cookie eating.
Romney, you don't think we're nuts that we can't see through your talk. Cookie Monster is the man and there's no way you can say you'll get rid of him! Goodness, if he does get rid of the guy, Romney will find there's no one in the world who will eat the cookies!
Cookie Monster Auditioning for SNL
Cookie Monster Singing "Share Me Maybe"
Cookie Monster and Kermit the Frog