If you consider yourself a people person, and almost all of those people are corporations, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you think we need better science education, but you do not want it to include evolution, photosynthesis, or combustion, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you can’t understand why Captain Kirk never opens a window on the Starship Enterprise to let in some fresh air, then you might be a Romney voter.
If your plan to cover the uninsured involves six feet of dirt, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you are familiar with the pain and the trauma of taking a dancing horse through customs, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you can fool some of the people all of the time, and 53% of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool 47% of the people any of the time, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you’ve ever used the phrase “I’ll bet ya $10,000” in casual conversation, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you think that taking out Big Bird is as significant as taking out Osama Bin Laden, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you’ve ever borrowed money from your parents to purchase a chain of sweatshops in China, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you’ve ever rescued an undocumented worker who collapsed while attempting the long and perilous journey across your front lawn, then you might be a Romney voter.
If you think that the Sun is not a reliable source of energy, then you might be a Romney voter.
If your economic theory can be summed up in the maxim, “The less taxes anyone pays the more income the government gets,” then you might be a Romney Voter.
If you took your Cadillac up on the car elevator and accidentally crushed your dog, then you might be a Romney voter.