Marie Antoinette is back and she is endorsing Mitt Romney for President. This should come as no surprise to anyone, and yet some people think it is just a joke. In her latest vletter to the campaign she gives Paul Ryan advise for tonight's debate. Video after the jump.
Hello Mitt! Hello Paul! Excuse me, I am not feeling terribly well today.
But, I did want to say hello and its a big night for Team Romney and I wanted to wish you my best.
And, Mitt!, I haven't had a chance to tell you how excited I am, apparently you have been reading my emails. It made me feel very good, it touched my heart, because in that debate you took all of my advise! I told you to lie about EVERYTHING and you did. And it was great and I was very impressed. And you looked fantastic and it IT WORKED, everybody liked it, they really liked it. So...anyway
Paul, I don't think you can do the same thing. It worked for Mitt because it was sort of a surprise, but, everybody expects you to lie, so you're going to have to come up with something else. I've been thinking about this a lot and the best thing that I came up with, that I think is very surprising, is, because Joe Biden is FAMOUS for saying the things that is not right, is stupid, you should just let him talk. Right?
So, they ask you a question and you just say:
"Hmmm, well I'd really rather know what Joe thinks about that.."
And you look over at Joe like your all ears and then you just let him talk because eventually he's going to say something really dumb or that's totally wrong, and everybody will pounce on him.
But you will get points for being being a good listener, for respecting you elders, for being so confident that you don't even have to talk about yourself. I think it's a great idea!
Anyway I wanted to let you know that I am thinking about you both, I'll be live tweeting it again tonight and I couldn't be more excited to hear what you do!
Allright, au revoir, good luck, salud!