Just in out of Moscow, v Putin said he would withhold water from Ryan. Breaking: Chavez suggests he would give one glass less than is necessary. R Castro just indicated he might give Ryan a garden hose but nothing more. Monti from Italy suggests he would give Ryan aqua naturale but no ice. Merkel was seen screaming Wasser Wasser Wasser! The ghost of Kim il Jung was seen wandering the streets of Pyongyang taking glasses of water from children.
Does Paul Ryan have diabetes? Some people are asking.