Apologies if this violates the rules of the Diary Police, but here's a parody of Donovan's Season of the Witch that I sent to Jimmy Fallon to sing on his show:
Season of the Mitt
When I look out my window
Many Mitts to be
When I roll down my plane window
So many different Romneys to be
And I'm strange, so strange
You've got to pick up every SWITCH
My tax cuts only help the rich
But then my tax cuts don't help the rich
Mm, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt, yeah
Must be the season of the Mitt
When I look over my taxes
What do you think I see ?
Nobody else looking over
any taxes from me
And Bain, sure caused some pain
You've got to pick up every SWITCH
I don't care about 47 percent
But then I care about the 47 percent
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt yeah
Must be the season of the Mitt
Where'd the old Mitt go? I don't know.
You've got to pick up every SWITCH
Koch brothers treat me like their bitch
Paul Ryan lies without a flinch
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt
When my dog looks at a car window
What do you think he see's?
His own feces running down the window
That seems normal to me
But I'm strange, rich and insane,
You've got to pick up every switch
I don't think millionaires are rich
Flip flopping on issues is my niche
Oh no, must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt
Must be the season of the Mitt!