************BREAKING!!!**************
10/19/2012 - The cure for "Romnesia" has been discovered.
Details below the orange cloud....
Just as fast as President Obama coined the name of the condition which causes flip flops, irrational behavior, denial, lying, lack of common sense and memory loss..... the OFA Campaign has found a cure for Romnesia:
*Rom.ne.sia [rom-nee-zhuh]:
1. The act of forgetting changing a statement or belief that you had previously expressed the opposite point of view with regards to
2. A highly contagious condition that spreads from one uniformed person to another.
CURE:
FACTS(100mcg)
(substance/ingredients: proven truth, reality or an actual event or circumstance)
Please approach those infected with Romnesia slowly, carefully & cautiously... since some people infected with Romnesia have been known to have hysteria and display irrational behavior. Please proceed to give them a single dosage of FACTS daily until symptoms subside.
Symptoms may also include:
-Memory Loss from 2001-2008
-Change of view/position or "flip flops" on important issues
-Senses of entitlement
-Lack of logic and the un-ability to support those who share their own views on issues
Side effects of the FACTS drug may include:
- covering of the ears
- Irrational, despicable, defensive behavior such as defacing Obama signs or hanging chairs or nooses from trees.
- Lashing out statements such as: "Obama is a Muslim!" or "Obama hates America"
**If you show any early signs of Romnesia, or have a pre-existing diagnosis of Romnesia, treatment is covered under Obamacare.