Did you know that if you put your ear up to a seashell you can hear your life being meaningless?
Always smile if you don't know what's going on. You will look stupid and people will feel sorry for you.
"Brown Bunny" is proof positive that guys will go to untold lengths, hatch epic schemes & carry out elaborate plots just to get a blowjob.
Sorry, Red, but if you're too dumb to tell the difference between your grandma and a wolf, you deserve to be eaten.
The best way to get the attention of someone you see a lot but have never spoken to is to sneak a photo of them and print it on a shirt.
The problem with America today is that people no longer save... the drama for their mama.
Dear Mitt Romney: Is it true that you once shot a serf who was trying to escape your manor?
Anything you can do I can do with less enthusiasm