donald trump, the small man with the big challah on his head, has really done it this time.
Here's the inside word on donald's big announcement due at any moment:
Donald Trump has obtained the following:
A fax sent from Nairobi to Honolulu, dated August 4, 1961, proclaiming the birth of Barack Obama in Nairobi, and effectively implanting the birth announcement in the local Hawaii newspapers. This validates the hard work done by Sherriff Arpaio's Cold Case Posse, which found every bit of damning evidence concerning his fake birth certificate, but could just not explain a legally-admissable date-stamped published birth announcement.
But this bombshell isn't all that Trump found...
He is releasing a doctor's note from a Muslim witch doctor in Indonesia, proclaiming Barry Soetoro wet his bed until he was 5 years old.
Lastly, as if the above 2 items are not enough to end this election now, Trump is releasing his most damning piece of evidence:
A grainy photograph of a young Barack Obama, having a cigarette in between classes at Columbia, and talking to two black people, who appear to be militant.
I'm sorry to be the one to report this awful news, but it's better to face this now, than to pretend it does not exist.
(snark set to stun)
Seriously, I am tempted, as with palin, to just ignore. Palin might go away, but I live in nyc, and trump ain't goin' nowhere. I might as well laugh at the idiot, and keep him at arm's length.
LOSING IS NOT AN OPTION!! Click and buy and tear them all new arseholes!! AND 100% (ALL) royalties go directly to barackobama.com and go to downballot Dems.