The last week and a day of a campaign are usually composed of polls, polls, and more freaking polls. The team here at UpLate44 has spent some time thinking and we would like some events to take place in this last week that could liven things up a bit. The events could range from something small to something a large and crazy. The events could also be realistic or even better absolutely ridiculous.
Here's the list:
Former President George W. Bush endorses Barack Obama saying, "That Mitt Romney makes my skin crawl." President Obama releases a statement that reads, "No Thank You," and does not attend the event. The president out of fear of what could happen to him in the polls convinces Former President Jimmy Carter to endorse Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney announces that Paul Ryan will move to the top of the ticket as he has been called to return to his home planet. Paul Ryan announces Sarah Palin as his running mate and proceeds to lose all fifty states and Canada in the election.
Former President Bill Clinton gives a speech where he declares, "Life is not fair. I would be beating both these guys." The American people agree and a movement begins to have Bill Clinton named President just because.
It is discovered that President Barack Obama was actually born in Missouri and is a second cousin of Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin. A distraught president announces, "I just can't. I can't do it anymore."
Donald Trump announces his candidacy for President of The United States. He says, "I'm Trump it's never too late." No one cares. A single confused reporter from a pornography related website covers the event.
Vice President Joe Biden tears of his shirt and challenges Mitt Romney to a bodybuilding contest.
Leave a comment if you have something that could liven up the week.
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