With the election around the corner, it's time to wrap up this series and move onto more pressing matters. Anyone still in the "undecided" column is unlikely to be swayed by mindless doggerel, but since it's Friday, here's one last installment of The Innumerable Flaws of Mitt. As always, this is a team sport, so add your own poetical contributions in the comments.
A is for Ann and her stints on "The View"
"Campaigning is hard, little people; screw you!"
B, Mr. Bus, who's had all he can stand
On Mitt's campaign road trip across this great land
C for canned foods though the Red Cross said "no"
They'll fill up the bus (though it's only for show)
D, desperation, it's there on display
With lies and untruths leading voters astray
E, early voting which favors our guy
When numbers are tallied, it's "Mittens good-bye!"
F is for FEMA; it must be shut down
Just hold a nice bake sale to rebuild your town
G for GM that Mitt tried to extort
He's made all his millions by investing "short"
H for the hair that was once Mittens' pride
Now it looks like some crap that washed up at low tide
I is for industries shuttered by Bain
Leaving thousands of people still reeling in pain
J for the Jeeps that are made in the States
(Despite all Mitt's lies since the final debates)
K is for karma; you reap what you sow
What fate awaits Mitt? Only Satan would know
L for the lies Mitt spews out with such ease
A sociopath with a penchant for sleaze
M is for Matt with his big business deal
In Russia, for Pete's sake! How will Mittens feel?
N is for nausea we feel at each ad
Could Mitt's campaign tactics have gotten this bad?
O for Ohio, those folks must be sick
Of Mitt's constant lies and his pandering schtick
P for the polls: it is down to the wire
With half for the truth; other half for the liar
Q, Quinnipiac, and all of the rest
Don't follow the numbers; you'll just be depressed
R is for Ryan; the love of Mitt's life
(I hope that this news won't get back to the wife...)
S for the stench that comes from the campaign
Yet Mittens' advisers know not to complain
T is for Trump with his "charity" bet
Obama's ignored him; poor Donnie's upset
U, undecideds: what's not to decide?
You've seen both contenders debate side by side
V for the voters, who fight for their rights
To just votes without polling-place fights
W for wealth, Mitt's sole reason to live
Let poor people suffer; I've nothing to give ;-)
X marks the home washed away by the storm
Mitt says "live with your folks! Or move into a dorm!"
Y, yesterday, when white men ruled the Earth
With Mourdock and Akin, Mitt's gone all "forced birth"
Z, zero chance Mitt will reach the White House
He'll have to head home with a quite angry spouse
So now it's YOUR turn, add your verse to the list
And tell us why Mitt leaves you endlessly pissed.