Setting off gaydars in both galaxies near, and far, far away.
Wait a second...
What are you doing reading this? You should be doing GOTV! And if not that, then giving to at least one candidate!
But if you need a break from all the GOTV'ing and donating, then sure, head below the fold, as we hit our last hate mail-a-palooza of the 2012 election season!
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Moulitsas........What's up dumbass? How does it feel to be voted Americas Favorite Liberal Asshole? Keep up the good work loser and again, congratulations asshole and keep drinking the Obysmal kool-aid.......
I would
love to be voted Americans Favorite Liberal Asshole! Alas, I have been runner-up three years in a row.
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The Lord promises plagues upon the United States until they do right by Johnson et al V. United States et al and correct these crooked courts.
David Johnson
St. Louis, MO
Thanks for the update! Next time you chat with the Lord, can you ask which of the 12
United States v Johnson we should be concerned about?
My guess it's that it's the 1944 one. That whole "send dentures through the mail" could be quite the affront to the Lord, right? Am I right?
VOYING RECORD
YOU SENT A FALSE RECORD OF MY VOTING RECORD TO ALL MY NEIGHBORS,THIS SHOULD BE ILEGAL,SINCE YOU DON T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. WE LIVED IN S. CAROLINA IN 2004, AND VOTED THERE, IN 2008 IN N CAROLINA AND VOTED THERE.. THIS WAS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY,AND IS VERY WRONG. I HAVE VOTED IN EVERY ELECTION SINCE I WAS 18 YEARS OLD AND NOW AM 71 YEARS OF AGE THIS PRACTICE NEEDS TO BE STOPPED IMEDIATELY.PLEAES RESPOND IF YOU HAVE THE BACKBONE TO DO IT
JAMES KLUG
NEW RICHMOND OHIO
And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling ... old crazy guy who sends ALL CAPS emails about who-the-hell-knows-what to random people on the internet!
Daily Kos is racist
You are not doing enough to cover the voter suppression in New Jersey following the hurricane. You are a bunch of out of touch white people who need to be sent to pasture and after the election, a bunch of us plan to do that. You do not have minority bloggers from working class areas so you don't know what is going on.
We will be releasing a progressive news app and encouraging real progressives to stop supporting your lilly-white male empire that will probably loose Obama the election.
We are disgusted with the lack of coverage on the blog.
I'll happily link to your news app covering the story of how voter suppression cost Obama New Jersey's 14 electoral votes!
edscan reinstatement
When will you realize that you are keeping a
champion of democracy from doing his work?
You are silencing "the Voice of America".
Your actions may be the cause of our losing
WW3 !
edscan
Wait, you are Captain America?
The Avengers are calling you. Something about a third world war.
VOTER GUIDE! READ NOW!
Greetings friend! So you have registered as a democrat, just like me! Allah be praised! The goverment money we get for doing nothing will stop if the working people (republicans) get to run things, so its super important that us parasites unite! But of course the most important thing to any democrat is a nice cock up the ass! This voter guide will hellp you through the process of getting assfucked. First, I assume you have a boyfriend. If you don't just put an ad on craigslist ("democrat looking to get assfucked" should do it). Now we can get to specifics:
STEP 1: You need to have some lube at hand. Othewrise a good assfucking will hurt.
STEP 2: Get into a good position. I recommend being on your hands and knees. When you have more experience at being a democrat you can try other positions as well, but lets keep it siple for now.
STEP 3: Now this is VERY important! When the cock is pushing into your ass you need to push back, like your taking a dump. OK? If you don't, the cock will have a hard (Ha!) time getting in your ass.
STEP 4: Enjoy your assfucking! Now your a real democrat! Remeber to clench your ass so your boyfriend will enjoy it more.
STEP 5: After your boyfriend cums in your ass, I recommend covering your butthole with a kleenex or something so the cum doesnt drip all over the carpets and stuff. Then just run to your toilet and poop that jizz out!
STEP 6: Say thank you to your boyfriend, so he will keep on assfucking you in the future.
Now you know the basics of being a democrat! Lets go out and vote Sugar Daddy Obama back in office! Fuck the taxpayers! Allah Ackbar! Legal pot for everyone!
Admiral Ackbar is a Democrat who is gay?
Cool!