I got up early to hunt for gas this morning. Unlike my previous attempts, I was able to find working pumps and a line of under 50 vehicles.
The only person who tried to cut into the gas line was an old white dude in a GMC Yukon XL with a Romney/Ryan bumper sticker prominently displayed. So there was a dinosaur who was voting for dinosaurs, driving a dinosaur, in desperate need of copious amounts of dinosaur fuel. Unfortunately, the other people in line were too busy going medieval on his ass to see this irony.