I was petting my rabbits foot all day, while making sure to shampoo with twenty-five right hand scrubs, and twenty-four left handers, stepping on no cracks, and reading the runes I bought at the dollar store. All of that helped me influence the Redskins loss to Carolina. I am super excited that now we can be sure that Obama is going to lose. Hold that thought - my phone just rang and the caller ID says "Jesus." BRB.