A poll of our Canadian and English friends shows that if they could vote in the U.S. election, Obama would be a strong favorite. And in what country is Mitt Romney ahead? Mordor, of course:
"I tell you, it was those peace and love Shire liberals that ruined Mordor, not Sauron and when I rise as Dark Lord ummm, I mean when I'm elected president I'll restore Mordor to it's former glory and I'll rename New York City to it's original precolonial name, Mordor."
"I recently had the pleasure to visit Mount Doom University School of Business and was delighted to meet so many budding entrepreneurs who have innovating ideas on how to restore the ideals of Mordor in modern day business. You can still see many of the ideals that made Mordor great still abiding strongly on Wall St."