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  As you know, exit polling indicated that I lost the female unit vote by 12% and the unmarried, female unit vote by 38%.  Therefore, I have determined that my female unit outreach was inadequate.  I thank the female unit, known as Ann, for conducting my female unit outreach.  However, evidently her assurance to female units that since I chose her as my celestial help-mate and since I supported, cherished, loved and respected her, I would be the best elective choice for all female units did not work.  
   Consequently, in keeping with my Mexican heritage and my Mormon faith, I have decided to increase my outreach to unmarried female units for CAMPAIGN ROMNEY2016.  I hereby offer to celestially marry all unmarried, female units who are registered voters.  I will pledge to support, honor, cherish and respect all female units who choose to be sealed to me.   In return, all I will expect is your vote in 2016.  (In keeping with current Mormon doctrine, I would expect no carnal commitment in this terrestrial plain.  Only the female unit known as Ann need be concerned with this.)  
   Please express your interest by replying to  
   (Please note:  No male, homosexuals need reply).
   Sincerely, Mitt Romney – ROMNEY2016

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