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Hello commie denizens of the godless Orange Stan.

Just a few short days ago I tried to vote on the 8th of November and all the polling stations were closed. I have this leaflet given to me by my gardener published by a Republican state election board telling me when to vote.

I have been robbed disenfranchised and until today I have been crying that my patriotic christian rights were stripped from me, yes, I know the pamphlet was written in some heathen script but the date was plain for all to see.

I tried to find some poll workers to explain this, but I was informed that they had all left.

Apparently Kenyan President ordered the polling stations opened on the 6th and closed on the same day! Typical African politics! Denying me my god given freedoms, this is worse than socialism!

Even worse some wiseass godless liberal told me I could only publish such diaries on a THURSDAY and if I missed that, I could try for a SATURDAY slot!

WFT!?! Even telling me when I can write a dairy; and hiding the election from me!

It's Nazism.

Well I'm LEAVING and taking MY State with me, that's right, you herd me write, I'm going to SUCCEED!!

I'm informing all my friends that if we can get 25,000 signature together on the innernets then the President has promised to let us susseed, or similar.

At present I am demanding total possession of Vermont, just so long all the commies leave.

I demand MY democratic rights and all of you that disagree should leave America!


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