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A repost of my original cooking diary, updated to reflect lonely bachelor living during the Thanksgiving holiday season. Enjoy and appreciate your delicious home-cooked meals! Instructions follow after the orange chili stain below.

The ingredients are very simple; A can of chili, a box of saltine crackers, and a sink!

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I recommend a fine 'generic' chili, since you're a bachelor you're not going to be able to tell the difference between it and some high class haute chili cuisine anyway. I do also prefer a 'no Beans' chili, because who knows - if you're lucky you might find 'Miss Right' at the bar tonight! Or at the least, 'Miss Right Now'. The same goes for your crackers - buy the generic, PLUS the cracker takes the place of dirtying a spoon that you're just going to have to clean anyway. Make sure the sink is empty of dirty or broken dishes and/or vomit.  

We eat standing over the sink of course, that way we don't need a clean dish or bowl, and whatever mess you make just falls into the sink! What could be easier?

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Now you may notice a problem - most, if not all, cans are sealed at the top! And not all have the 'pull top' way of opening, so you're going to need a can opener of some kind.

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The odds are that you may not have a regulation 'can opener', or you left it at an ex-wife or girlfriend's place. This is where you use your 'man skills' buddy, and improvise!

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At last - the pot of treasure at the end of the rainbow! Doesn't it make your mouth water? Life doesn't get much better than this.

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Now that the ingredients are all ready, lean over the sink, start scooping with those crackers, and enjoy! Season to taste with the bitter, salty tears of loneliness and regrets.

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Finally, wash it all down with the rotgut whiskey of your choice - preferably drunk out of a dirty glass. This meal is good for weekends, holidays, birthdays, or pretty much any day of the year. Thanks for reading, and enjoy your meal!  (PS - this is also a Sean Hannity Approved 'Meal for the Poor'). Happy Holidays everyone!

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