Dear Senator McCain,
I know you haven't gotten over getting your ass royally kicked in 2008, but the United States Senate is not the proper forum in which to vent your bitterness. Your pretenses over Benghazi are disgracing you beyond all measure and not in the least bit affecting public perception of President Obama. You might want to decide just how low you intend to sink in pursuit of vengeance for your humiliation, and further decide whether serving your country is more important than avenging the "slight" of its decision not to make you President. Susan Rice is a superb diplomat, a great service to her country, and your attempts to tarnish her just to get at President Obama are disgraceful. Stop it before you stain what little remains of your credibility and honor.
Sincerely,
Me.