Conservapedia cannot be beat for entertainment value. On the right side of the main page, you get Andrew Schlafly's take on the news -- it is delish! (linky here for the goodness!)
Want to know why the NY Jets lost a lot of football games? It was a liberal conspiracy:
The 4-7 Jets were losing to one of the worst teams in the league when the coach finally replaced their quarterback, but still refused to play the conservative Tim Tebow. [3] This time the excuse was a minor rib injury, but the reality is that the liberal media want to exclude the pro-life Tebow.
It turns out that God, creator and ruler of the universe, frazzled from setting off supernovas and causing galaxies to collide, relaxes by watching ESPN. But God wants only His team to win:
No wonder why so many young earth creationists are better in sports that atheists! More Olympic gold medals will be coming to America and the UK!
Ice on Mercury? Where'd it come from? The Great Flood, of course.
The ice on Mercury, found by NASA's MESSENGER probe, has provoked a lot of controversy. Specifically, a creation-oriented correspondent asserts that the Mercury ice confirms the Hydroplate Theory of the Great Flood. Here's why no other theory can account for the Mercury Ice.
Oh, and speaking of God, it turns out that credit rating agencies (Moody's, etc.) are now His agents on earth. (You didn't know that?)
Secular France suffers another humiliation. Moody's Investor Service strips France of triple-A credit rating.
Now, pardon me, but God seems to be a bit of a slacker here. Did God downgrade Pharoh's credit rating? Sodom and Gomorrah -- did they lose a lot of football games? I don't think so. Shouldn't God be hitting France with a plague of locusts?