Something, not quite normal, haunts the high desert...
and I chat with it during times I be need'n to chatter, 'cause the Night Spirit tells me things. Ebil things. No, wait, that's one of those caption'd pootie pictures on that Dos thing Anna shows me on her 'puter...Night Spirit answers my dumb questions:
Came to chat, Night Spirit. What does, "think'n outta the box," really mean?
Look at an empty drinking glass. If you fill the glass to the top with liquid, it is full. But, what about a glass that is holding half of the liquid. Some see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Seeing the glass as too large for the amount of liquid it is holding, is thinking out of the box.
What's wrong with Senator John McCain?
Remember when former Senator Pete Dominci (R-NM) was found wandering Capitol Hill wearing pajamas and thought he was hunting? McCain's on the same path.
Night Spirit, what do you think of Walmart?
Walmart is the standard business model for the North Korean economy and a primer for slave economics taught in those billionaire-funded business schools.
Oh, Night Spirit, what is the purpose of life?
An infinite test to make it to the end with the soul unblemished and intact. Confidentially, watching you Bozos so engaged, are a hoot and a half.
What do you think of voter identification?
If you know who you are, then needing to have voter I.D., is insane. It only makes sense for voter I.D. to those who don't have a clue who they are.
Spirit of Night, what is the matter with us as a nation?
You're big dreamers who used to make big dreams real. You're still big dreamers, but failing to wake up and start building. Let's just say you're in a national Snooze Mode.
Oh, Great Night Spirit, what do you think of the super wealthy?
I don't. They don't exist on this side of reality and couldn't get here by hoarding what belongs to stupidity.
When I pass on to the beyond, what should I expect?
Your soul cleansed and fulfilled. Plus, you get a full-time job of your choice with full benefits and a damn good COLSA. COLSA: Cost of Living Spirit Allowance. Also, a weiner whistle.
What do you think of Barack Hussain Obama, our President?
We talk in the deep stillness of night. He's on his knees a great deal. Looking at the state of your reality, I told him it helps a great deal.
Ummm, whatcha think about global warming?
It's a natural function of universal precess, but you dorks are not helping with the hurry up and destroy us routines. Bury the damn power lines and save a bundle! Jeez.
Why can't we seem to eliminate physical or emotional poverty, oh great Night Spirit?
You collectively don't try hard enough to keep simple things simple. But, truth be told, it isn't evolutionarily possible yet, because the majority still think in terms of "Me," even though your most sacred documents says to think in terms of, "We." Maybe it is time to follow the dreamers and visionaries again. Give it a think outside the box.
You shame me again, Night Spirit. I shall go in and seek sleep and dream of the weiner whistle to come.