This is just a short Christmas wish: Please tell the press flack who is no doubt getting huge sums of money for putting Kim Kardashian's name in front of us every day that we give up. We promise to put aside our penchant for real news about real people who do genuinely newsworthy things and concentrate entirely on someone who has done nothing except look pretty and used up electronic space teaching us nothing worthwhile except that money can buy attention that should be used for trying to make the world a little better.
Today, Google breathlessly told us that Ms K. just might stop using Instagram. Golly!!! That should stop the presses. The funerals in Connecticut? The Iranian rocket? Israel's condemnation by the U.N.? Nah. We have to pay attention to what's vital to our survival as a nation - Kardashian's habits on the computer.
Guess what? IRDGAS!