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You're a real downer, the sun is shining and I feel great, but, one look at your ugly mug I feel depressed. The sheer horror I feel when you smile is ruining my life at home.

You insist on speaking to me, even when I make my revulsion absolutely clear.

Ye gawds, can't you buy a burqa or something? A tent even?

It is getting to the point that when you are in the canteen I cant eat, it is ruining my health. I even spat out my coffee when you smiled [well I think it could have been a smile] last time.

You're grotesqueness is ruining my life, I'm so turned off I have started to ignore my partner. By the way she spotted you the other day, and had to go lie down, once again ruining my day.

Bearing this assault on my senses  in mind and the ruinous effect it is having on me and my partner, you're fired, now get you disgusting presence out of here!

Oh and if you think this is some form of discrimination against fug-ugly men, may I direct your attention to:

"These judges sent a message to Iowa women that they don't think men can be held responsible for their sexual desires and that Iowa women are the ones who have to monitor and control their bosses' sexual desires," said attorney Paige Fiedler. "If they get out of hand, then the women can be legally fired for it."
So don't whine about it, if too sexy can work, then so can the complete opposite.

I may be being unfair, but I cant stand the sight of you anymore.

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