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Many years ago I watched an episode of M*A*S*H (from Season 2, Episode 7, first shown on Oct 27, 1973) that stuck with me. In the episode Hawkeye was at least infatuated with a female lieutenant (ably played by Corinne Camacho) in their encampment. One of the enlisted soldiers had fallen in love with a Korean girl. She got pregnant and had their baby, and he wanted to marry her before he was shipped home, which as imminent. Hawkeye played a primary role in clearing out the roadblocks and in making the wedding happen. In between other activities, he wooed the lieutenant throughout the episode, until the end of the show, when he finally seemed to have realized success in that endeavor. Then they had an abbreviated love scene, interrupted by her interest in his role in helping the enlisted soldier. It is that scene which has stuck with me so resiliently.

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This is a transcript from the show, which I compiled, myself. I could not hear it exceptionally well (my hearing was seriously compromised in my accident), so it is not word for word, and there are some things I probably got wrong outright, but it contains the jist of what transpired in the scene.

Hawkeye - The Army wasn't sure the girl was good enough for one of the draftees. Her name is Kim.

Lt. Hoffman - Is that a Korean name?

Hawkeye - Not necessarily, but in this case it is, which works out fine because Kim is Korean.

(Then Lt. Hoffman asked something like, you stood me up to coordinate a wedding for this couple?)

Hawkeye - Who stood you up? You don't see this adorable person here, lips at the ready?

Lt. Hoffman - I just want to be sure I have all the facts.

Hawkeye - What is this an interview for Stars and Stripes?

Hawkeye - Fact one: Phil loves Kim and Kim Loves Phil. So much so they created fact two, a baby. Since Phil is being shipped home he wanted to take his wife and baby with him.

Lt. Hoffman - I just didn't know you needed to arrange a marriage between one of our guys and a gook.

Hawkeye - Kim is Korean.

Lt. Hoffman - It's a matter of semantics

Hawkeye - What? What you trying to tell me? You don't care for LIP's (ed. note: Local Indigenous Personnel = Korean nationals, LIP is the title of the episode.)?

Lt. Hoffman - Not when they're marrying our people.

Hawkeye - Our people ...

Hawkeye - Now since I am one of them who are we?

Lt. Hoffman - Us silly

Hawkeye - Oh us, of course.

Lt. Hoffman - What are you doing?

Hawkeye - I think I want my handshake back.

Hawkeye - You're built, lieutenant. You've got a body I’d like to take a lifetime getting to know and once I've learned it I'd like to start at the top and go down to the bottom again.

Hawkeye - But somewhere in that luscious chemistry There some pretty unappetizing ideas I just don't think I could take the mix. Good night Lieutenant.

(Again, text from that episode of M*A*S*H, I merely transcribed it to talk about it tonight.)

As remarkable as the scene was, I’ve found relatively little information about it online. That is attributable, certainly, to how long ago it was. Here is one of the mentions I did find:

The final scene with Hawkeye and Lt. Hoffman has genuine tension, partly because you don't see it coming. But then when Lt. Hoffman says that one word, you react the same way Hawkeye does--one of shock.

The show gives Hawkeye the chance to tell off the racist Lt. Hoffman in very clear, crisp--yet funny--terms.

I think it was not really so funny, because of the intensity of the racism Hawkeye encountered, and the suddenness of his reaction to it. He had pursued the super attractive Lieutenant throughout the episode, and when it looked like they’d finally make some sparks, the racism reared its ugly head.

(Change of direction in essay.)

When I was a student in (what was then West) Germany, students at my university were always talking about the 'politisches Mandat,' essentially a mandate they felt they had to play a role in the political dialogue of the day. Since the Vietnam War was going on, then, that was the biggest individual ‘cause’ of the day (as, indeed, it was on many US campuses). Very unpopular with the students of (what was then known as) the ‘red university,’ there were routine demonstrations against US presence in the country and against the US prosecution of the war.

It was the first time I had ever encountered that phenomenon, where a formal group (in this case students at a university) took their association as basis for political engagement. I didn’t think much of it at the time - we were guests in the country - students, absorbing everything we encountered with keen interest and intensity. Our identity as Americans didn’t mean that much, to us or to those we met. They knew we had played no role in national policy, and we didn’t seem defensive about it, or inclined to take a contrary position. So it was a historical episode, but not something that dominated our experience.

Of course, the dynamic political atmosphere did play a role in helping us along the path of becoming the human beings we are today. I look back with joy at that very political time. I did not become more conservative in ANY way because of the experience, and I view my political evolution and development as being consistent and in line with that experience.

I thought about this because of the more recently relevant trend of other ‘groups’ to use their grouphood as mandate for making political statements. A few months ago I saw a sign at a local church calling down God’s blessings on Chick-Fil-A for their hideous political statements on our gay sisters and brothers. I have made no effort to hide the name of the church for privacy reasons. If it reflects badly on them, so be it.

(No need to zoom in, the sign says: God Bless Chick-Fil-A, by way of endorsement of the political mandate Chick-Fil-A's CEO assumed in making his political statement of hatred against gays.)

Of course, there have been many more such ‘episodes,’ since, with companies taking their ‘political mandate’ as reason to hit employees who might obtain needed health care under ‘Obamacare,’ for example. I don’t have a list of such places, but I know I will not patronize ANY of them I know about, under any circumstances, any more than I’d accept a Chick-Fil-A sandwich if someone bought it for me. Not happening, and my fervent hope is that these companies realize terrible consequences for their embracing of hatred and discrimination.

Wouldn’t it be marvelous if our society had a greater sensitivity to racist ideas and inner ugliness? If so-called ‘Christians judged not, that they be not judged? They have no fear of being judged, too many are like them, and they are like them too openly. May our fellow citizens come to recognize racism and hatred as Hawkeye Pierce did so clearly in that episode of M*A*S*H ohsomany years ago. And may those attitudes acquire the societal stigma they so richly deserve.

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