"That little ball of fluff you own is a natural born killer."
So says a guy named Gareth Morris, who has established a website called Cats To Go.
Under a picture of a kitten with red devil's horns, the website asserts "cats are the only true sadists of the animal world" and that they "torture their victims slowly and without mercy".More below the orange crack brillo.
It goes on: "Every year, hundreds of millions of birds are murdered by cats."
This person is clearly an anti-cat extremist who does not understand the right to keep and bear paws.
Especially the "bear" part:
He doesn't recommended people euthanize their current cats -- "Not necessarily but that is an option" are the site's exact words -- but rather neuter them and not replace them when they die. Morgan, an economist and well-known businessman, also suggests people keep cats indoors and that local governments make registration mandatory.Registration, my ass. REGISTRATION LEADS TO CONFISCATION. Anyone with half a brain knows that.
See, it's that slippery slope. First, mandatory registration, then mandatory neuturing - restrictions on high capacity litters - then, the next thing you know, they'll be reclassifying all cats as "assault pooties" and kicking down doors to take them.
With the help of the UN, of course.
You will take my pooties from my cold, dead hands.
Molon labe, bitches.