You can let your haters be your motivators or you can run them over with a stolen car. Either way, you're TAKING ACTION.
Longevity is a bummer; keep eating processed foods & watching TV so you don't live 10 extra years with the regret of missing "The Bachelor."
Guys: never forget you're a man. With a man's needs. Like hunting. And football. And curling up in footsie pajamas by a warm fire.
My dream has always been to suddenly discover I'm awesome at crime.
I can't say that your guess is as good as mine, because c'mon, we all know it isn't.
I hear Monsanto is rolling out a new line of conscience-killing pesticides.
I bet the kids in Africa are really getting tired of all those leftover Patriots Championship t-shirts.