Oh sure, female soldiers can now fight in combat, but they'll still only receive 75% of the cover fire men do.
If you can't beat 'em, might I suggest a ride on my fantastic merry-go-round made o' dragons.
A proper gentleman always names his bran muffin before eating it. You will be missed, Thaddeus.
Jesus turns water into wine. Do you really want him to take the wheel?
He was pulling croissants out of the oven when a chill ran up his spine:" Was "Diaper Tag" a real game or did I have a really weird babysitter?"
If I ever get plastic surgery I'd want something cool like an extra arm that's always holding a lightsaber.
Like most men, I live in constant fear that Zach Braff will see my iPod playlists and be unimpressed.
"Think I'm going to perform some delicate relational surgery with this sledgehammer. Be right back."