It occurs to me that there is a connection between gun lovers and women. Hear me out.
We both are outraged at what we see as intolerable intrusions into private citizens' lives. We both are seen as amoral, bloody-handed killers. Self-centered pariahs demanding society bend to what we feel are our sacred rights.
I feel your pain, Bro.
I think we can find common ground. Beneath the orange Mardi Gras throw..
We should have each others' backs.
Proud Americans, resisting government interference into something so personal. Every day, new laws are proposed that place restrictions on my Constitutional rights. People who have never fired a gun or menstruated should be banned from making laws about things they know nothing about.
We are on the same page here. If we band together, we'd be a formidable voting block. All we have to do is agree that laws about uteri and laws about guns are equally protected under the Constitution. No restrictions, no 'state's rights' crap. Your gun = my uterus.
Just to get us on an even wave length, I'll lay out our current status in gun terms.
Only one gun shop in the state. With anti-gun freaks screaming outside.
48 hour waiting periods.
Instructional videos to shame you about your gun
A doctor has to show you gunshot wounds. Real ones.
Your pharmacist and mechanic get a vote on the purchase
as does your priest
and every other atheist, anti-gun lefty in the country
People who never held a gun get to make the laws.
The government amends the 2nd amendment anyway - claims government has a moral role in gun ownership.
They picked off our freedom first. Now they've come for you.
Your guns = my uterus. If the law is good for the gun, it's good for women's control over their own bodies.
Now. Let's talk about freedom.