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Reverse World War Two, on the march!
After the Battle of the Deficit began, Automatic Austerity was unleashed!
A new America with common purpose was born!
Realistic expectations were set,
A call to arms was heard,
And the battle was led, once again, by our nation's armed forces!
All for none and none for all was the call heard round the nation . . .
Because everyone knows the government cannot create jobs,
And the rich and defenseless must be defended!
Remember, we must all be on our guard,
And help reduce the deficit at all costs!
On the home front, cut the deficit in your own backyard,
At the workplace,
Even children get in on the action!
And remember-- disease means deficit cuts are working!
Flying is for birds, not our boys.
Let's starve the beast and Battle the Deficit so that freedom from taxes reigns eternal!
Good night and . . . cut-cut.