You know, I mean the dumbest thing you've ever done that has your family laughing. As in on your Personal Kid record. I'm sixty years old and I have a bunch of them.
1. I wore a coat hanger to work. It was the eighties, in Chicago, I was scrambling to get ready for work. I took my big fake fur coat out of the closet (warm) climbed into my little Dodge Colt, went to work, and wondered WTF? why am I so uncomfortable? I found out why when I got to work. I went to hang up my coat in the closet there and the hanger fell out from my closet at home and bounced on the floor. Everybody at work was staring at me. I looked around and said "what? this is my designer coat hanger". Haha. That's what my sister calls it to this day.
2. This was just this week. I work for a small business. They put all their jobs up on a corkboard. So just this Saturday, I felt this kind of sharp pain in my left breast. Well, I'm 60, so I got a little concerned. Heart attack? Spider bite? What? It went away and I had a lot to do so I didn't think about it anymore. Then I went home and had to take a shower because I was going to my bowling banquet (bowled on a league all winter).
So I took my shirt and my bra off and a pushpin from the appointments board falls out on the counter. OMG. So I was walking around with that all day haha.
3. My sister's wedding. 2004. Well, ahem. They got married in front of a judge in downtown Minneapolis. So we spent time waiting outside the judge's chambers with cops and convicted felons haha. We took pictures with them. The one guy that was waiting there in handcuffs with the cops, said "I wish that was why I was here instead of this". OMG haha. I told him, but yeah, you'll get OUT of jail eventually". He laughed, actually everybody laughed, even my sister and her soon to be husband. Quite generous of them actually. Anyways, just as we were walking into the judges chambers, (I was wearing a VERY smart suit and shoes) my half slip lets go and drops around my ankles, in front of cops, felons, judges and everybody. OMG. I thought I did a pretty good save though. I picked that slip up and whirled it around my head and said "you didn't know they hired a stripper for this wedding party, did you?" oh crap
4. I blew up the remote to the ceiling fan in my house. It took a 9-volt battery and I put it in BACKWARDS. Don't ask me how. I don't even want to remember. Suffice it to say, that has gone on my Permanent Daughter/Sister/Family Member record.
This is just for fun. A little break from politics. And you know I love progressive politics and visit this place every day.
In comments, please tell me about the dumbest thing you've ever done. I promise you I won't make fun of you. Really. Well maybe only a little. lolol