Dis diyaree iz bai EMERALD. Meowmy Fonsia duz nawt kno hao tu spel riet (iz Art). Ai taekz ober, kauze dis iz hour storee: EMERALD an CICERO! (CICERO treiz tu rite diyaree tuu, butt kannawt git inta itz. Soo dis iz awl frum EMERALD!)
Seez, dis wut happenz. EMERALD and CICERO fallz inna lubs!
Dis mee, EMERALD
Dis mai boyfren, CICERO (himz bery hansom. An laerg! Haz splotz onna noze!)
Mai Meowmie gitzta goe onna kruuze tuu izland inna middel ob osean. Da Prezidnt usta libz dere. Haz lotza fishhiez alla roun.
Butt oui wanzta goe tuu! Iz bery romantik!
Soe oui sneekz onna boet. Dis da boet:
Bigz. Gud hidin plaises.
Tuu seez whut oui didz, luk doen.
Furst, CICERO hadta travle tuu San Diegoz, where ai (EMERALD) libs. Dat were da boet iz, tuu. Soo, CICERO taeks tranez tuu heer.
Dese da tranes. Furst, CICERO tuk dis trane tu St. Loooizz:
An den CICERO tuk dis trane tu San Diegoz (butt didz nawt seee panduz):
AN DEN oui sneeks onna boet. Boet haz gud hidin plaisez:
Heer:
Dis haard tu openz, butt iz gud plaise.
an heer:
Dis eezy tu heidz inn, butt iz kold.
an spesiallee heer:
Dis unner meowmy's bedz. Shee neber knoz weez dere. Stoopy hooman.
(Ai lubz mai meowmy. Shee gibs gud noms an petingz an sais ai booful alla tiem, butt ai nawt gotz eelooshuns bout herz brane. Stoopy.)
Oui iz klose ta da wadur--jus owtsied owr ruum! Ai (EMERALD) wuz skeerd. Mite fallz inna wadur an git WETT, but CICERO saiz oui bee dri onna boet. Hee bery braev. Hee sais EMERALD braev tuu, specialee kause shee skeered butt gose onna boet ennywai.
An oui NAWT GIT WETT!
Dis da wadur!
AN DEN oui luks four stuffz tuu doe. Oui liekz goin onn huntin' ventuures, soe oui luks four prai tuu huntz. AN OUI FOUNDZ DEM!
Furst, oui foundz dis fliein fisshee!
Fleiz rite inna ruum! Oui katchez himz eezie. Himz kums outta da wadur.
AN DEN dis burd kumz flappin inna ruum! Oui hasta chaas himz, butt oui finalee katchez himz! Wheew! Wuz haard fite.
AN DEN Oui goe promanaad . . . pramonaad . . . walkin roun da boet. Lukz liek dis:
CICERO iz nawt stoopy liek hooman. Himz saiz oui needz ta leve trael inna wadur soe oui kan git bak tuu San Diegoz. Soe oui didz:
Dere wuz udder animaalz onna boet. Mosta dem oui chasses. Butt dis hoorrz, hee gibs uz gud advize. Hee saiz oui kan ketch KOWZ!
Wheere oui gonna fiend kowz onna boet? Butt oui luks were hoorrz saiz, inn da baka da boet:
An DERE dey IZ!!!
Dis da kowz:
Seez hao oui ketchez dem an maeks dem stai inna wadur! Oui iz tuff kittehz! MEOWZ!
CICERO were PROWD!
AN DEN oui ketchez moar prai. Dis skwidz:
An dis froggee (himz jumpz inna ruum tuu!):
AN DEN dis hephalant saiz dat onna izlan oui kan findz udder prai tuu ketch.
AN HIMZ WUZ RITE!!
Oui foun dis CHIKINZ!
Butt oui koud nawt ketch himz. Himz ruunz awai.
An oui foun dis seelz!
Himz wuz gud an plaiz wif uz, soe oui nawt eets himz.
Oui hasta bee kareful ob da wadur onna izlan. It DANGEROOZ! It JUMPZ OWT ATT YUZ!
Butt dere wuz kluuz tuu wheere da fisheez wuz:
(Ai doan reedz hooman stuffz gud, butt ai knoz whut fishee luks liek!)
Oui foundz dis krab. Oui katchez himz tuu!
Den dis awl saiz dat da boet haz udder kindza nomz:
Awlz R wiez. Dey knos stuffz.
Soe CICERO luks four udder kindza noms. AN OUI FOUNDZ DEM!!
Onna izlan, oui foundz dese mussellz! Juz sittin dere watein four uz tuu nomz dem!
Deze da mussellz upz kloze:
AN DEN CICERO kawt dese shrimpeez!
AN FINALEE, CICERO GIBS EMERALD DA BESTEST NOMZ EBER!
GIBS . . .
LOBSTUHZ!!!
CICERO da bestes boyfren eber! An himz sooo hansom! PURRRR!
SOE DAT WUZ OWR ROMANTIK KRUUZE! It were PHUN!
AN DEN OUI KUM HOEM.
CICERO tuk jus dis trane. Goez fastez.
CICERO napz nao:
An EMERALD sitz inn fronta fier:
(Gud warmz)
An dreemz ob CICERO:
An CICERO dreemz ob EMERALD:
AN DAT iz da EMERALD an CICERO ROMANTIK KRUUZE DIYAREE!
Frum EMERALD!