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Ogg: Uck! What are you doing?!
Uck: Bashing head keeps Uck warm, makes me see lights!
Ogg: But there are other ways to keep warm, and make lights too!
Uck: This work well, though. Me do this for long long time. No need to change, Ogg.
Ogg: But the pain will just get worse!
Uck: That is just theory, not fact before my eyes. Headaches are naturally-occurring. There have been headaches before.
Ogg: But scientists agree overwhelmingly you're causing your head to ache, and the pain will increase!
Uck: Uck fine now. Me warm. See lights.
Ogg: But, but this is terrible for civilization, innovation, the economy!
Uck: I will stop if Chunuk and Indoog stop too.
Ogg: Uck, please! Put down the club!
Uck: But club-makers mean jobs!
Ogg: You- you can't keep this up forever!
Uck: Then me get bigger club from North-land, and get more bang for club!
Ogg: That's even worse! The pain will happen faster!
Uck: Everybody's doing it.
Ogg: I know, that's why it's worse!
Uck: You forgot one thing, Ogg.
Uck: Emissions from club.