I read from The Guardian (an English News Agency) that you guys are digging through our phone conversations, our notes to each other, our messages on Facebook, listening to our Verizon phone conversations and other telecom metadata…..
Dear President Obama, General Keith Alexander, of the National Security Agency,
I read from The Guardian (an English News Agency) that you guys are digging through our phone conversations, our notes to each other, our messages on Facebook, listening to our Verizon phone conversations and other telecom metadata…..
Listen, if you REALLY want to know about the American People… do what archeologists do; investigate our middens!
It's Simple! You can read our old news papers, see what we wore, what we ate (and how much of it we ate), how much alcohol we drank, what medications we took (OOooo that must be VERY titillating!), how many sodas, beers we drink! And if you know about DNA, WELL! you can even tell what and who we are, how healthy we are or not, and even where our ancestors came from! JUST THINK OF WHAT YOU COULD LEARN!
And you know what? We could haul our "middens" to you! YES SIRS! We could get our TRASH and SEWAGE companies to dump and pour our stuff right at your front door step ...for a small fee.
Just THINK of ALL the FUN Of RUMMAGING AROUND IN OUR JUNK you could have! AND THINK ABOUT ALL THAT DIRT ON THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
Sincerely yours,
Tardigrade
(I don't need to send you my address - YOU ALREADY KNOW IT!)