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For those of you who haven't beeen following the NBA...Heat beat the Spurs to force a Game 7!

Ed Snowden recently released documents showing Obama's involvement. As usual, there is much for both liberals and conservatives to praise & criticize.

Turns out Obama was watching the game in the 4th quarter when he got a call from Corporate America. They needed the Heat to win so that there would be a Game 7.
Obama called the IRS to threaten the referees with a drone audit.
The referees caved pretty quickly.
Still even after a couple bogus calls against the Spurs, the Spurs were still winning by a few points.

Obama swore. He got the NSA on the line, and tapped into the Spurs huddle. Turns out that Chris Bosh had a strained hammy and could barely walk.

Damn, Obama swore. I am getting too old for this. He had the CIA apply a coat of makeup and then he secretly entered the game as a replacement for Chris Bosh. Couple of key blocks and Obama saved the game.

"Thanks, man", Chris Bosh whispered as Obama secretly left the stadium in his Air Force stealth plane.
"No problem," said Obama. "Got to get back, I'm configuring the health care for all the Republican states. Next time you gotta put it on your shoulders. Get fired up, man!"


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