Older report here. A lot still current. Local news applies to Bellingham Wa. area.
The second amendment is being violated. To end this violation the words 'well regulated' as well as militia must be removed. Discussion would end. I wanta nuke. Now there's an arm!
An all mime radio show gets higher ratings than Rush.
Banksters still free and operating have taken an anthem 'You Ain't Seen Nu Nothing Yet'. Apparently they didn't listen to it first. 'Taking Care of Business' would be more appropriate.
Touch screen computers have given rise to the development of video games for cats. Cats were unimpressed until they were told it was their idea, originally. Now if they can only find,,, time in their busy schedules.
Bill O'Really writes a romance novel. Not one reader has been able to get through it. Contests are being considered to reward anyone who can finish it. Right wing groups buy and give away enough copies to make it a best seller anyway. Take that Sarah Palin.
Suicide rates are still rising. Unprecedented rates in the military are particularly disquieting. No causative factors have been confirmed. Romance novels are not suspected.
Paul Ryan is successful at ending Social Security. A temporal burp makes it retroactive. Ryan's degree evaporates and he is serving time in prison instead of congress. In this timeline Ryan rallies prisoners to give up TV and dessert, to allow funds to be allocated to remodeling the wardens office. The argument was, 'if the warden is happy we'll all be happier'. Many inmates buy into this. What a riot. This reality may bear watching for temporal floaters looking for a good time. Absurdities make such good theater all over the space and time.
The stock market closes down for the year. When asked why with it only being march, the reply "we have already made more money than we can spend in ten years", is shaking up the financial world. An answer like that simply does not compute. Investors are not amused. Occupy takes credit even though they weren't offered any.
Nation wide, Wall Mart workers have organized. Preliminary meetings took place in food bank lines. In response, all sores [stores] have been closed for a week. Unemployment rises to fifty percent, and that was just in China.
Egocentrism rises to the level of an art form in the United States. Hard to argue with being at the center of the universe. Gotta problem with that we can discuss?
Reporter complaining of confrontary and inflammatory reporting has been fired. Not understanding what sells is inexcusable. Someone better explain profit to these 'journalists'. In Corporate News 101; advertisers' concerns trump content, the most outrageous stories sell best [up to the bliss point], potential profit trumps the truth every time. And trump is an idiot, allbeit an egocentric one.
No weather news today. Nature asks for some time off. Let's hope the break doesn't last 27 million years this time. I may want to put in a garden before then, and not just gingkos.
Another supposedly reputable news source questions the veracity of XR news. No response is needed because they are stupid. Sorry,that wasn't nice or true. XR news will not tolerate personal attacks and unjust implications. We leave that to other 'news' sources. What I meant to say is "I know you are but what am I?"
The reporter who wrote the last story has been fired. One of the other people in his head applied for the new opening and was hired. I look forward to working with some of them. Stay tuned for more objective news.
The evidence is now irrefutable. Obama is responsible for the current state of our economy. He can also be blamed legitimately for the Iraq war, climate change, infant death rates,the explosion of Krakatoa, and clueless diners using the wrong fork. This investigation is ongoing with more valid blame coming in as facts are verified by our staff of third graders.
Paul Ryan has been called a math wiz. His understanding surpasses that of most economists. We know this to be true as figures in his budget don't add up. Higher math may be afforded more than one definition to compensate.
Food banks are under fire for being a socialist plot and many have shut their doors. Statistics on the decreasing number of food banks in operation is cited as proof of our economic recovery.
People who don't pay their taxes go to jail. Banksters who don't pay their taxes get laws passed to make it legal for them and then invest in jails with the booty. Laws against using the wrong fork are coming and will be prosecuted. That should take a bite out of the new money that the unworthy are amassing.
The practice of letting no good deed go unpunished, prevalent in the last administration, is being questioned. The rewarding of bad behavior has escaped serious scrutiny. Ambivalent deeds are up for grabs. The word is, sell out or take your chances. It's all fair. The deck isn't stacked.
The news cycle has been blasted as one dimensional theater art. The term 'unicycle' has been used but that is contradictory all by itself. Unbiased facts have little comment or standing.
Paul Wolfowitz is in the news again misstating facts. Someone should send him a copy of Thomas Ricks' 'Fiasco'. David Korten and Naomi Klein could also be enlightening unless conclusions are rejected out of hand and extensive bibliographies ignored completely
Biased news has been with humanity as long as empire. You try running twenty six miles and then reporting dispassionately.
Corpulent religious leaders decry the liberal bias in the New Testament of the Bible. Revisions to the current versions are guaranteed to be accurate as only divine intervention can deliver. Mathew 25 has been eliminated for one. I checked with God to verify [a local call for me] and confirmed the veracity of all of the changes implemented. Meditation on the matter is not necessary.
Lobbyists for privatized jails pledge to double prison populations within ten years. Newly passed and proposed laws will facilitate this increase. Prison industries can exploit a huge under utilized work force that is free of unions, has healthcare provided, doesn't have to be paid, and can't demand more rights, doesn't vote and can't leave. This strengthening of American competitiveness will put us on a par with countries enjoying the benefits of our huge trade deficit. The only currently identified draw back is our citizens with serious and unaddressed health concerns committing crimes just to get in. Industry is not concerned with that as it's not their bottom line being compromised.
Police in some jurisdictions are being outfitted with padded punch patches on their arms to allow a safer streamlined route to join this increasingly diverse prison population. A minority without rights or votes that's growing as we speak. The greatest country on earth just keeps getting better.
Increasing the levels of allowable pollution is touted as the most effective and easiest method to clean up our environment. Statistics proving a cleaner world don't lie.
Biased news outlets charge XR News with not being as objective as we assert. Finally, we make the news that we seek only to report on fairly. We have arrived. This reporter, with diminishing humbleness,says take that, networks. XR rules!
Antibiotic resistant super bugs have banded together to demand an end to new antibiotic research. Civilized species outlaw wholesale genocide and a species that has survived despite being attacked relentlessly has earned the right to be protected. Mutating viruses are silent. Probiotics aren't even mentioned but are not expected to be against the demands.
Regulation resistant banksters have banded together to demand their total sovereignty over all resources and life on this planet. The genocide to economies world wide is too slow. We have the U.S. now and interest in Russia. Fleecing countries piecemeal just doesn't get it done. Forty years we've been at this. Enough is enough. Most countries are expected to acquiess to their demands. The few instances of antibankotics being used are rare indeed. Probankotics not so. The claims are enticing and addictive too. Mutating viral occupiers are silent but active. The mouse that may still roar should be eating cockroaches and looking for drugs.
In sports news Brazilian rules badmitton tournament draws record crowd. Six more people showed up than for last years record breaking tournament. The Chad team is expected to dominate.
An antimeditation day is being planned worldwide. Participants will not even think about meditation for the duration. Focus on the third dimension and maybe the second is approved. The first is not.
Placebo laws are passed in congress. They don't do anything but thirty percent of the population believes they do so they do have gravitas. Real laws aren't amused.
Land in Finland is rising out of the sea. Where it's going next has not been disclosed. Warmer climates are suspected destinations.
The effect of studying butterfly brains could have far reaching consequences.
After a multi-month long onslaught of weapons of mass deception was launched against the U.S. by the executive branch of our own government, the attack on Iraq began, ten years ago. Ignoring massive protests before this action began and compromising our national security during the lead up, our representative government borrowed money to pay for this unnecessary war. Gratefully no one died, they are still our friends, and their oil paid for all our costs. No one needs to be held to account now for this as no one was harmed. On top of this we have homeland security. What a bonus.
XR news has been approached to assist in the rewriting of history books going on in Texas. Wait a minute, wasn't Texas given to the Jews for a homeland after WW2? Then Florida too after officials there continually refused to honor the US constitution? XR news accepts the offer.
Stay tuned for peace on earth. You'll hear it here first.
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