...I'm unable to update the Republican Rape Advisory Chart with the 2 latest nuggets of wisdom from the Texas Republican Party today.
Until I can update the official chart, I'll just note the latest additions here:
BULLSEYE RAPE
"Another ah ha moment in the senate during SB5, Sen. Duel [sic] said pregnancy only occurs after “accurate intercourse”."
--Republican State Senator Bob Deuell (TX), 6/27/13
GET-THE-JOB-DONE RAPE
"The louder they scream, the more we know we are getting something done."
--Republican Governor Rick Perry (TX), 6/27/13
Given that our power isn't expected to be back on until almost midnight,
and that today happens to be my birthday, you'll forgive me if I hold off on updating the official chart until tomorrow...