You know you drive us mad with the things you say. Your word salads take incomprehensible gibberish to new levels of zen. We know you secretly pleasure yourself knowing your naked hatred for so much that is good in this country and your blatant racism infuriates us to righteous anger.
And you know, oh how you know how the media fawns over you and thinks you're "Relevant" and an "Important Person" in the Republican Party. To them, your utterances are shining pearls of wisdom from a Party Elder.
And then...Oh, and then...something like this happens:
Oh, Sarah! Why do you tempt us so! You know this is a moment we dream of! And oh! If only this will get picked up nationwide by the media that loves you so much! Perhaps if you won't run in 2016, maybe Michele Bachmann will? Oh, my karma surely isn't good enough for this to happen. Oh Sarah, why do you have to play your Party this way? Or are you playing us? Are you right now squirming in secret pleasure knowing the reaction these remarks will have in our community? Is that it? Or are you just goading your Party, driving them further and further away from America and closer to your distorted vision of "America", where only the "right" people have any privilege and the rest...well who cares about the rest, right Sarah?
Oh, but in the end I do pity you, Sarah. Such a waste. To take the potential that is a newborn human life and to shape it into what you have become. That is the only value upon which we will be judged in the end.
I hope you are prepared for yours.