Devil: Why is everything about faith? Show mankind you exist. It would bring peace in seconds. Help them… for once.Chaos is a beautiful thing. Our Universe was born into chaos and from that cauldron of havoc, we arose. We are the offspring of disorder.
God: That’s no fun.
Devil: You've tested mankind's faith their entire existence and it has only divided them. Unite them. It is your duty as a god.
Devil: Man is nothing but playthings to you. Creations to shower you with praise and attention. You are the true devil.
God: Watch it...
Don't ever take life too seriously. Unless something venomous is chasing you. Or a ninja. OR A VENOMOUS NINJA.
There’s no point to this list:
1) But you'll still
2) Read every line because
3) Human curiosity is
4) A motherfucker and
Women produce about 400 mature eggs in a lifetime, while men produce about 525 billion sperm. Even nature thinks we're fucking idiots.
If you can't bring the pain, at least bring some snacks.