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Devil: Why is everything about faith? Show mankind you exist. It would bring peace in seconds. Help them… for once.

God: That’s no fun.

Devil: You've tested mankind's faith their entire existence and it has only divided them. Unite them. It is your duty as a god.

God: Quiet.

Devil: Man is nothing but playthings to you. Creations to shower you with praise and attention. You are the true devil.

God: Watch it...

Chaos is a beautiful thing. Our Universe was born into chaos and from that cauldron of havoc, we arose. We are the offspring of disorder.

Don't ever take life too seriously. Unless something venomous is chasing you. Or a ninja. OR A VENOMOUS NINJA.

There’s no point to this list:

1) But you'll still
2) Read every line because
3) Human curiosity is
4) A motherfucker and
5) Tittysprinkles

Women produce about 400 mature eggs in a lifetime, while men produce about 525 billion sperm. Even nature thinks we're fucking idiots.

If you can't bring the pain, at least bring some snacks.


Sex is like “Stairway to Heaven.” You gotta go through all that boring junk in the beginning if you wanna get to the 2 minutes at the end?

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