In the middle of the night when his wife has retired
prowls a disgraced politician whom we once admired
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly palms
he trolls the Internet and everybody knows him
Carlos (Carlos)
Carlos Danger
He's only three feet tall
Carlos (Carlos)
Carlos Danger
The bravest little flasher of them all
Now Internet predators are creeps you know
They don't like to hurry and they take things slow
They don't like to travel away from home
They just want to expose themselves and be left alone
But one day Carlos decided to go
on a big adventure to the city he knows
to help the Democrats get back the mayorship
that was stolen by Giuliani in the days of old
Carlos (Carlos)
Carlos Danger
The bravest little flasher of them all
Now his poll numbers have sunk and he might have to retire
that disgraced politician we all used to admire
just sittin' alone as his campaign hopes ebb
flashing his pipe on the World Wide Web
Carlos (Carlos)
Carlos Danger
He's only three feet tall
Carlos (Carlos)
Carlos Danger
The bravest little flasher of them all