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Not sure if this sux or rox, but as Martin Short once said, not everything is funny, but you have to put it out there to see.  (My last song parody went over like a "Led Balloon"!)

The Original, a Masterpiece:

 

Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move, gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing, gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away.

[Chorus:]
Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah. Ah yeah, ah yeah, ah, ah, ah.
I gotta roll, can't stand still, got a flaming heart, can't get my fill
Eyes that shine burning red, dreams of you all through my head.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby, tell me that you'll do me now
Hey, baby, oh, baby, pretty baby, do me like you do me now
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out, what people mean by down and out.
Spent my money, took my car, started telling her friends she's gonna be a star.
I don't know but I been told, a big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

[Chorus]

All I ask for when I pray, steady rollin' woman gonna come my way.
Need a woman gonna hold my hand, won't tell me no lies, make me a happy man.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

 


And now for something completely different:  a parody, at best:

 

Hey Obama no matter what you do, gonna make you sweat gonna make you lose.
Kenyan child, the way you hating whites gonna make me join the imperial knights.
Hey hey Socialist, when you govern that way, you put a target on your back you can’t talk away.

Ah yeah, you are AH AH AH.  Oh yeah, you are AH AH AH.
I gotta vote, I can’t stand still, your bleeding heart don’t pay my bills.
You turn the White House black and red, dreams of impeachment all through my head.
AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AH AHHHHHH!

Hey Obama, Obama, pretty speeches, tell me you’ll do Keystone now.
Hey Obama, Obama, pretty speeches, governing like Stalin now.
Didn’t take too long till I found out what fox news means by down and out.
He spent all our money, took my guns, told his elite lib friends that all whites are bums.
I don’t know but I been told (by Hannity) a big-eared black man ain’t got no soul.

All I ask for when I pray, a white dog in the White House gonna come our way.
Need rush limbaugh to hold my hand, won’t tell me no lies make me a happy man.

 


In case this is funny, a special thanks to loge, tampaedski, and blue aardvark for the inspiration; and a very special thanks to idiocy like this, of course, as well:

Obama's Black Dog - Conspiracy Theories

 

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