Goddammit this must be one of the most twisted, whining, and unintentionally hilarious pieces of drivel that I have ever read on the "Internets".
Heterosexual marriage is the only constitutional form of marriage because it is the only possible arrangement that automatically confers equal social, economic, and parental rights to all married men and women regardless of one's ability to naturally bear a child. Same-sex marriage immediately bifurcates these rights, destroying equality between men and women.Yeah that really worked, well after a whole goddamned movement said enough already; and the battle for equality still goes on.
Gay men will have no choice!
Marriages between two men are destined to be the marital underclass. In most cases, these men will become un-consenting "fathers" by reproductive entrapment.Gay men will become our slaves!
Men will be forced to labor for the economic benefit of marriages between women – marriages men have been "redlined" out of – by the choice of two women who married with intention to have children by men outside the marriage. This approaches the definition of slavery – and perhaps sexual trafficking or bondage. This is one reason that the welfare state has been called a "plantation" by an increasingly large cohort of politicians and activists.OMFG.
Gay men must combat Lesbians for FREEDOM.
There is no choice!
If same-sex marriage is forced on America, it is an irreversible change at law.Everyone will gay marry right now!!
Marriage is DOOOMED! We are all DOOOMED!
The fundamental purpose of heterosexual marriage: Heterosexual marriage harnesses two very different sexes to form one human race working cooperatively to naturally build nations, economy, and raise children. It guarantees equal social, economic, parental, and political rights to all citizens regardless of sexOnly heterosexual marriage allows equality, because you know its
You really have to read the whole thing to fully understand the twisted nature of the reasoning.