Skip to main content

Joe Walsh speaking on YouTube
He does radio now.
We haven't heard much from America's most famous No-Longer-a-Deadbeat-Dad, ex-Rep. Joe Walsh of late. This is primarily by choice. After Tammy Duckworth handed him his no-longer-a-deadbeat-dad hindquarters in his 2012 reelection bid he drifted into the usual Plan B for far-right loudmouths that the voters have gotten tired of, becoming a talk radio host, which as career move is only slightly more embarrassing than that whole "deadbeat dad" thing that ol' family man Joe here had become known for.

There's apparently some standard clause in conservative talk show contracts saying that all great civil rights anniversaries must be celebrated by saying things that are both deeply ironic and deeplier offensive, though, so Joe Walsh, of all available people, took it upon himself to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the March on Washington by telling black Americans how raise their kids up. Head below the fold to behold the wisdom of Joe Walsh.

I have a dream that all black parents will have the right to choose where their kids attend school.
I have a dream that we stop closing the schools, but I think Walsh is probably talking about the less exciting but more business-friendly dream of giving everyone a small check and telling them to find their own damn education.
I have a dream that all black boys and girls will grow up with a father.
Well, at least they'd have it better than Joe Walsh's kids.
I have a dream that young black men will stop shooting other young black men.
I have a dream that all the young white men will stop shooting people too, but that dream keeps getting blocked by the National Rifle Association, who seem to be rather one-sided in their concerns over who should stop shooting people and who has the God-given right to shoot people.
I have a dream that young unmarried black women will say "no" to young black men who want to have sex.
All right, now you're just being creepy.
I have a dream that today's black leadership will quit blaming racism and "the system" for what ails black America.
I have a dream that lily-white conservative radio hosts will stop honkysplaining black America to black people, but every time I make that wish on a star the star gets depressed and tries to commit suicide. After the last star took out windows across an entire Russian city I promised myself I'd stop asking for it, just for the sake of public safety.
I have a dream that one day black America will cease their dependency on the government plantation, which has enslaved them to lives of poverty, and instead depend on themselves, their families, their churches, and their communities.
I may start have to asking for it again. Sorry, Russia, you might want to board up the windows for this one.

I really wish conservatives would simply shut up during anniversaries like this one. Let the nice non-conservative folks celebrate civil rights victories, let them point out what things have not changed enough—just pipe down for a few meager days. Grousing and complaining about the anniversary or trying to refashion it as some secret conservative victory just serves to remind everyone what hard-right opposition to those victories sounded like at the time, and still sounds like, and that does not seem like a wise choice on the part of the grousers. Obviously, though, they can't help themselves.

Originally posted to Hunter on Wed Aug 28, 2013 at 12:05 PM PDT.

Also republished by Daily Kos.

Your Email has been sent.
You must add at least one tag to this diary before publishing it.

Add keywords that describe this diary. Separate multiple keywords with commas.
Tagging tips - Search For Tags - Browse For Tags


More Tagging tips:

A tag is a way to search for this diary. If someone is searching for "Barack Obama," is this a diary they'd be trying to find?

Use a person's full name, without any title. Senator Obama may become President Obama, and Michelle Obama might run for office.

If your diary covers an election or elected official, use election tags, which are generally the state abbreviation followed by the office. CA-01 is the first district House seat. CA-Sen covers both senate races. NY-GOV covers the New York governor's race.

Tags do not compound: that is, "education reform" is a completely different tag from "education". A tag like "reform" alone is probably not meaningful.

Consider if one or more of these tags fits your diary: Civil Rights, Community, Congress, Culture, Economy, Education, Elections, Energy, Environment, Health Care, International, Labor, Law, Media, Meta, National Security, Science, Transportation, or White House. If your diary is specific to a state, consider adding the state (California, Texas, etc). Keep in mind, though, that there are many wonderful and important diaries that don't fit in any of these tags. Don't worry if yours doesn't.

You can add a private note to this diary when hotlisting it:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from your hotlist?
Are you sure you want to remove your recommendation? You can only recommend a diary once, so you will not be able to re-recommend it afterwards.
Rescue this diary, and add a note:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from Rescue?
Choose where to republish this diary. The diary will be added to the queue for that group. Publish it from the queue to make it appear.

You must be a member of a group to use this feature.

Add a quick update to your diary without changing the diary itself:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary?
(The diary will be removed from the site and returned to your drafts for further editing.)
(The diary will be removed.)
Are you sure you want to save these changes to the published diary?

Comment Preferences

Superskepticalman, Trix, mwm341, Gooserock, peglyn, surfbird007, karlpk, donna in evanston, akeitz, eeff, elfling, hnichols, JLFinch, missLotus, shanikka, otto, Aquarius40, farmerhunt, Texknight, Eyesbright, Damnit Janet, Steven Payne, renaissance grrrl, rlharry, inclusiveheart, Lilith, barbwires, JayBat, tomjones, sawgrass727, CPT Doom, vcmvo2, Tinfoil Hat, Progressive Witness, ichibon, BluejayRN, ZappoDave, dewtx, Tunk, Shotput8, Brian B, Land of Enchantment, begone, third Party please, raptavio, seefleur, sailmaker, Lefty Coaster, gpoutney, MBNYC, onionjim, IL clb, chgobob, Statusquomustgo, Temmoku, john07801, devis1, offgrid, puakev, Matt Z, Ninepatch, MI Sooner, yg17, Rosalie907, jnhobbs, Wreck Smurfy, Got a Grip, leonard145b, TDDVandy, Assaf, Empower Ink, bkamr, JeffW, GAS, Sixty Something, Involuntary Exile, skohayes, Laughing Vergil, Buckeye Nut Schell, Its any one guess, Jeff Y, catly, brasilaaron, mattc129, sagansong, billybam, GrannyOPhilly, legendmn, clent, Glacial Erratic, ewmorr, janmtairy, kravitz, kevinpdx, sfarkash, Railfan, Its the Supreme Court Stupid, NJpeach, kjoftherock, Polly Syllabic, freeport beach PA, Eddie L, batchick, tb mare, elginblt, OnlyWords, AJ in Camden, addisnana, kenwards, ericlewis0, annieli, misshelly, kerflooey, Front Toward Enemy, slowbutsure, implicate order, NormAl1792, Alice Olson, marleycat, badscience, Grandma Susie, wintergreen8694, MinistryOfTruth, Vatexia, Rashaverak, allergywoman, Mortifyd, Monsieur Georges, SuWho, Sister Inspired Revolver of Freedom, jacey, anodnhajo, sow hat, TheLizardKing, DrLori, JGibson, belinda ridgewood, Arahahex, Olkate, MartyM, pittie70, doroma, Buckeye54, wxorknot, jennyp, rat racer, Marjmar, left rev, Stills, wozzlecat, newinfluence, argomd, remembrance, Neapolitan, SixSixSix, Jabus, Nautical Knots, Yo Bubba, Aunt Pat, howabout, Icicle68, furrfu, BadKitties, tampaedski, chicklet, Politikator09, Kimbeaux, Kombema, mojo11, dannyboy1, Dodgerdog1, eagleray, OldSoldier99, Treetrunk, VPofKarma

Subscribe or Donate to support Daily Kos.

Click here for the mobile view of the site