Dear President Obama,
I know that protecting the United States of America and demonstrating that international law must be adhered to fully and without exception are vital and must not be delayed.
However, I believe that you have an opportunity to win over even more Syrian hearts and minds.
I've heard that the House will vote next week, and I know that you are a man of action, but if you could just wait a few more days, until September 29th, to save the people of Syria, I am sure that they would appreciate it even more.
Celebrating the 29th of September has lost its shine in Syria, it's been 90 years after all, and has been eclipsed by May 29th, which is now the most popular holiday.
This year was the 68th anniversary and it's amazing just how fresh the memories still are.
If you could just wait until the 29th of September, I am sure that this date will once again take its rightful place as the most celebrated day of the year in Syrian history.
By the way, those few extra days will also give you a little more time to coordinate with all of those other countries in 'Coalition of the Willing II'.
Ima D. Umbass
p.s. Obama 2016! Four More Years!