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This passed across my computer screen last night and just cracked me up:
 "It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
 Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
 We were just misinterpreting it."

7:57 PM PT: Wish I could give an original attribution for it - it came off a tumblr feed and had already passed through so many hands it seemed impractical to chase it back.

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