It's hard to start a revolution in an era where society has us sitting in a warm bath with our wrists slit, thinking "This isn't so bad".
How about a law where if you try to convince young people to not get health insurance you go to prison.
Nice to see the Atlanta Braves fall victim once again to the self-inflicted curse of their racist tomahawk chop.
Monsanto sues to keep people from uttering the word "Monsanto."
People that bemoan the "slutty" trend in Halloween costumes really should be bemoaning the lack of sluttiness the whole year 'round.
Whatever you do, don't hit other people with a machete. Unless they're eyeballing you. No eyeballing, Mother Fuckers.
The instant someone uses the phrase "Let's say for the sake of argument" you are legally entitled to render them unconscious with a halibut.
Guy tip: learn to cry on cue. Nothing freaks people out like a grown man weeping.