Growing up to be a drummer, that is.
Follow below the convoluted torsional DNA strand tweezed from the Great Orange Satan....
We continue to investigate the sale of marijuana to minors, and we certainly do not encourage the use of silly branding like “Bubba Kush” and “Alien Dog.” If it were up to us, pot brands would have names like “Remember to Call Your Mother” and “You Don’t Want to Grow Up to Be a Drummer, Do You?”Hardy har-har, Mr. Colbert, whoever you are. Mr. Spangenthal-Lee writes good comedy too.
FWIW, I don't use cannabis, but might have in the past. Use as you will. But now I think it's stinky.
And yes - the pizza delivery time has skyrocketed.