Hey Republicans, you can't act like a bunch of assholes and then be shocked when you're treated like an asshole. I mean, you can, but now you have to add stupid to the assholes.
Best thing about Obamacare is that it is really called the Affordable Healthcare Act.. also the free weed and Nerf guns.
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None of this matters anyway, because the Clown Assassins will come for us all eventually.
Memory skills can be taught and are vital for business success as well as remembering why some motherfuckers have to PAY.
It's just good workplace etiquette to avoid discussions about politics and religion and pretty much everything else, actually.
Make eye contact with one stranger today and smile. They'll talk about the creepy experience all week.
Life is about looking at stuff and thinking things. Don't be a stupid thinker or a dumb looker.